i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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