i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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