I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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