Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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