So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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