3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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