i barfeds in our rink
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you would pick up someone in the library
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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