There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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