hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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