I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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