Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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