someone owes me an orgasm
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
