Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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