Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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