ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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