fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
And then he peed in my hair
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