Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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