just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I don't think brook has ever known best
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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