apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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