We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
