fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
