You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
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I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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