Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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