Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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