We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
