Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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