Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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