This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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