I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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