Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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