he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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