apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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