so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
