So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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