That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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