Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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