remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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