I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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