I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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