Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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