your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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