Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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