Can Purell be used as lube?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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