That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Ketchup is God's man juice
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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