I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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