You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
