i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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