it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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