Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
