In the future we'll all be gay
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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