Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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