i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
as a side note pls kill me
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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