I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Randomize
