She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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