Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
