It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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