it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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